SAG-Ass Tittie Awards

Yawn... another award show has passed. I'll admit, I didn't watch a second of this shit... and frankly, couldn't care less... but for those of you who do, here's a rundown of events... en-muthafucking-joy.

Oscar front-runner Helen Mirren reigned 'Queen' of the 13th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards last night picking up Best Female Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries for her portrayal of Queen Elizabeth I in 'Elizabeth I' and the same prize in the movie category for playing Queen Elizabeth II in 'The Queen.'

Meanwhile, Forest Whitaker grabbed Best Male Actor in a Motion Picture for his role as Ugandan dictator Idi Amin. It seemed the soft-spoken actor/director was struck speechless, rambling through some awkward words of gratitude.

On the supporting end, Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson received honours for their portrayal as soul singers in 'Dreamgirls,' reinforcing their status as Oscar front-runners as well. The full-list of winners is as follows:

Female Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries - HELEN MIRREN / ELIZABETH I
Male Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries - JEREMY IRONS / ELIZABETH I
Female Actor in a Comedy Series - AMERICA FERRERA / UGLY BETTY
Male Actor in a Comedy Series - ALEC BALDWIN / 30 ROCK
Ensemble in a Comedy Series - THE OFFICE
Male Actor in a Supporting Role - EDDIE MURPHY / DREAMGIRLS
Life Achievement Award -JULIE ANDREWS
Female Actor in a Drama Series - CHANDRA WILSON / GREY’S ANATOMY
Male Actor in a Drama Series - Hugh Laurie / HOUSE
Ensemble in a Drama Series - GREY’S ANATOMY
Female Actor in a Supporting Role - JENNIFER HUDSON / DREAMGIRLS
Male Actor in a Leading Role - FOREST WHITAKER / THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
Female Actor in a Leading Role - HELEN MIRREN / THE QUEEN
Cast of a Motion Picture - LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

Who is the Screen Actors Guild anyhow?

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