Thursday, March 08, 2007

The Circle of Star's Life

Star Jones Reynolds began her television career at Court TV in 1991 as a legal commentator then legal correspondent for NBC's The Today Show and NBC Nightly News then left NBC for her own show Jones & Jury which was cancelled so she moved to chief legal analyst on Inside Edition. Then the legal eagle took flight into the more superficial side of entertainment where she was as a red-carpet host for the E! network, wrote a book, represented big, black women as co-host on The View, was sued by a landscaping company, tried to make people like Payless shoes, used The Viewto get her lavish wedding for free and lost 3,085 pounds via a certain procedure that she doesn’t want to talk about. She then married a gay man, left the show via catfight (tre apropos) while simultaneously making Barbara Walters lose her shit on air, wrote another book at some point in time, was parodied by a tranny for a PETA ad, temporarily hosted House Hunters on HGTV. She's now landed back at CourtTV as host of a new daytime talk show all chewed up and spit out by various surgeries and photoshop. Life: fulfilled. Photoshop Project: A+

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That picture is totallyyyyy not real. I mean there is nooo f-in way that star jones is skinnier than me after being a total heff.

Anonymous said...

Ewww...why did they have to bring back this obnoxious troll? She's still butt ugly as far as I'm concerned.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...troll. i love it.