Tuesday, March 13, 2007

One Girlie-Gunning Blind Vice

Bet you’d be surprised to hear that Botox-Bang Slasher isn’t the well-behaved home hon she appears to be. B2 was in a hit campy TV show, as well as a string of flicks on the big screen, along with some not so hot movies lately. Now, B-Bang got hitched to her honey a while back, and she appeared to settle down, keeping a fairly low profile. You don’t hear about this couple fighting; they’re not seen out at Hyde every other night...You get the idea.

But evidently, B.B. did get a little sassy a while back in New Yawk. Botox was spotted full-on making out with another femme in plain public view at a bar. Makes me wonder if she’s really into the girls or just had a few too many and was being silly? Also can’t help but wonder if her hubby knows about her girl-on-girl lip-locks. Does he know? Does he even care? I’ve heard he might be in to guys himself, so maybe their whole happy Hollywood marriage is a farce?

Like myriad middle-America ones ain’t, either. It ain't: My guess: I don't know but it sounds like fun! I want to say Courtney Cox but I'm sure that's wrong. She still looks superhot in her new show Dirt. It's really naughty.

4 comments:

OldWiseOne said...

My guess is Sarah Michelle Gellar based on the fact that Buffy is a campy show. Of course that means this is one sad item, because she is soooo Dlist that I don't know why Ted would bother. Are the interns running the show over there already?

Anonymous said...

Vivica Fox? The botox thing made me think of her although I have no idea whether she's married or not.

hellocolleenie said...

I like the Sarah Michelle Gellar idea. She's had a slew of movies....Court just hasn't been on the big screen that much.

xine said...

I actually really like the Sarah Michelle Gellar guess. I don't however like the Botox part of her name. She's like my age and I already have a botox-needing complex.

I also still want it to be Courteney Cox. Again, have you people been watching Dirt? It's so hot. My boyfriend even loves it. I came home from my business trip and he was like "OMG, you have to watch Dirt, it was the best episode." Why am I telling stories? Ugh it's going to be a long day