Baby Daddy Drama

In the longest paternity episode in history, two out of seven potential fathers will learn if they 'ARE the father' of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. The results will be released at 2:30 ET. I'm not sure if they are going to be released publicly but I am sure someone will leak them if they're not. Personally, I've lost interest in this story and forgot about it until Anna's trashbag sister was on TV this morning promoting her new book "Train Wreck." She's not as bad-looking as I expected but she definitely lived up to my expectations in the intellectual capacity department. I want the baby to be father's by the old guy's frozen sperm!