Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Hey, Matt. How's IT Hanging?

Apparently to the left!

It's apparently gay-day here on Celebrity Hijinx, but I'm not going to apologize. You like seeing this shit as much as I do. DON'T LIE!

Here is big screen hunk Matthew McConaughey as he snacks on an apple and lets the twig and berries hang during a recent outing with friends in Malibu.

UM, for the love of god. Can an overzealous paparazzi get a nude pic of this dude or WHAT already?!


Lana said...

Who knew that white boys could pack some heat? :-)

Anonymous said...

Wow that man really does have something down there
i wonder if hes wearing underwear!

well all i can say is that i wouldnt say no :P