Awwww....Lizzie Grubman's Going To Have A Starter Marriage

Lizzie Grubman is getting married. I’m not sure how I feel about this. I’m just glad I’m not the guy and I really hope she does something with those eyebrows before the wedding.

Chris Stern, Sean John marketing executive, presented a large diamond to his new fiancée only after asking for her father’s permission first. Chris wasn’t always so gentlemanly though – he used to be married to Joyce Sevilla, an employee of Grubman, who discovered her husband was sleeping with Grubman after READING ABOUT IT IN PAGE SIX last year. Needless to say, Joyce bailed and found herself a new boss.

Lizzie is no stranger to married men. Pre-Stern stealin’ she was dating married, convicted felon Jeff Tognetti and found out shortly before her DUI prison term (for famously plowing down “white trash” with her SUV in the Hamptons) that he wasn’t going to leave his wife for her. Stern and Grubman are next door neighbors and will be knocking down a wall or two to make a giant apartment. If anything this sounds like a great real estate investment.

...and today's Lizzie's birthday. Happy Birthday Lizzie.
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