Baby Ho

Rumor has it (again) that J.Ho might be droppin’ a baby sometime soon. Apparently she’s been spotted with her husband, Skeletor Anthony, buying tons of baby clothes. Papa Skeletor was rumored to have purchased a $120 diaper bag at Fred Segal and insinuated it was not a gift but was intended for personal use.

My initial reaction to this is: Bitch please, J. Lo won’t be caught dead wearing $120 on her left ear less than carry it on her shoulder.

So, we have a situation here. Either an overzealous clerk gave some information to the press and this bag really was a (cheap in terms of their bank accounts) gift, one of the Anthony’s has some incontinence issues (a la Paris and Fergie) or J. Lo is gonna be a mommy from the block.

I’m sick of all these GD babies!!!!