Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Brad Pitt is Social Tofu

We're all quite aware of the beauty that is Brad Pitt. Anyone, and I mean ANYONE that's seen Fight Club knows that beauty like that is rare... bodies like that are rare, and dude is SMOKIN'!!!

Here's the strange part: the dude always looks like the chicks he's dating. On tha real tho, wuss up wit dat?

For example, let's take a look at a picture of Pitt with then girlfriend Juliette Lewis. This chick is whack! Ok, she's a good actress, but damn, she ate one too many apples from the crazy tree. They're both sportin' a bohemian-lets-smoke-some-chronic look...

Then, I think we all remember when Brad Pitt started looking decidedly more feminine while dating then girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow. They look like brother and sister... PUKE!

And... how could we forget the perfect union of perfection meets perfection when Brad and Jen did wed? Same hair stylist? You be the judge...

Moving along... the most recently stolen identity is that of his pregnant girlfriend, Angelina Jolie. This dude not only want to be a world peace ambassador like Jolie, but he wants to wear her clothes, her sunglasses, and have the same color hair. DUDE, GET UR OWN PERSONALITY. He's like social tofu... absorbing all the flavors around him.

I'd still hit it.



xine said...

and thanks to our youth, we're pretty much 'social tofu' experts. :)

I just realized that at one point in time or another Brad has had the exact same haircut/color as me too. Not cool, man.

Anonymous said...

yeah maaannnn