Britney's dad says 'let’s blow this popsicle stand'

Apparently Mr. Spears (the real one, not Britney’s hubby) is closing down shop after his business, JJ Chill, couldn’t get their milkshakes to bring all the residents of Venice Beach to the yard (once the weather cooled down). JJ Chill had been in business for about a year and served a variety of food from po’boys to smoothies.

By the way Britney’s been looking lately, I’m sure she could’ve kept him in business a little longer. You know she eats like 20 po’boys and 15 smoothies a day.

There must be some kind of curse on Britney’s men. It’s like she has the anti-midas touch. All of their business ventures turn to shit.

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