Monday, January 30, 2006

Razzle Dazzle

Here are this year's Razzie nominations.

I haven't seen most of these movies because I try not to waste my money on things that look like crap. However, I was on a flight to Las Vegas a few months ago and my ipod battery was dead so I checked out the in-flight movie for a bit. It happened to be Bewitched and I was definitely happy to be seated in an exit row because if that movie went on for one more minute I was going exit stage right and keep my fingers crossed that my sweater might work out as a parachute.

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba – Fantastic Four and Into the Blue
Hilary Duff – Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Perfect Man
Jennifer Lopez – Monster in Law
Jenny McCarthy – Dirty Love
Tara Reid – Alone in the Dark

Worst Actor
Tom Cruise – War of the Worlds
Will Ferrell – Bewitched and Kicking & Screaming
Jamie Kennedy– Son of the Mask
The Rock– Doom
Rob Schneider – Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra – Dirty Love
Paris Hilton – House of Wax
Katie Holmes – Batman Begins
Ashlee Simpson – Undiscovered
Jessica Simpson – Dukes of Hazzard

Worst Supporting Actor
Hayden Christensen – Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith
Alan Cumming – Son of the Mask
Bob Hoskins – Son of the Mask
Eugene Levy – Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and The Man
Burt Reynolds – Dukes of Hazzard and The Longest Yard

Worst Picture
Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Dirty Love
Dukes of Hazzard
House of Wax
Son of the Mask

Worst Screen Couple
Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman, Bewitched
Jamie Kennedy and Anybody Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him, Son of the Mask
Jenny McCarthy and Anyone Dumb Enough to Befriend Her, Dirty Love
Rob Schneider and His Diapers, Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Jessica Simpson and Her Daisy Dukes, Dukes of Hazzard

Worst Remake or Sequel
Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Dukes of Hazzard
House of Wax
Son of the Mask

Worst Director
John Asher, Dirty Love
Ewe Boll, Alone in the Dark
Jay Chandrasekhar, Dukes of Hazzard
Nora Ephron, Bewitched
Lawrence Gutterman, Son of the Mask

Worst Screenplay
Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo
Dirty Love
Dukes of Hazzard
Son of the Mask

Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets
Tom Cruise and His Anti-Psychiatry Rant
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's Couch, The Eiffel Tower & Tom's Baby
Paris Hilton...and whoever
Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder
The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick

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