Guessing game...

WHICH pop strumpet preferred a certain kind of sexual intercourse, which let her technically maintain her virgin status, with her various hookups before she married her current husband?

Jessica Simpson is still officially married to Nick Lachey, right? She looks like the kind of girl who would take it up the butt and still call herself a virgin.

WHICH cuckolded cutie suffered an additional heartbreak when she decided to abort her child?

Um...cuckolded is a man whose wife cheats so I'm a little confused about this but I'm sure it's at least one of these two whores. According to my US Weekly they've both been dealing with heartbreak lately. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a "girls' night out" complete with a cocktails, some blow and joint abortions to solidify their BFF status.

WHICH high-tech billionaire keeps his massive yacht stocked with expensive escorts?

Who the f*ck cares? ...unless he has room for me.