Friday, January 27, 2006

Paltrow does not want you to back that ass up.

From the mouth of Gwyneth Paltrow:

"There is this perception of us in this country, like, oh, they're quite boring. They do yoga and they stay home watching UK Gold. I think we're happy. We're not looking for other things in life. We like our house. We like our kid. We like our friends." Paltrow sniffs. "I think it's sort of funny how you have to be doing coke off the ass of a stripper to be perceived as not boring these days."

Um..hello....did you not get the memo on that? That's totally the current criterion for not being a boring celebrity. Could you maybe just go back to your granola and khaki life, put your husband's little pee pee in your mouth and keep it there so we don't have to hear you sound like a snotty, British beyotch all the time.

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