YOUR 15 MINUTES: ...are SO OVER!!

As if the 3 made-for-TV movies 14 years ago, film cameos and "celebrity" boxing weren’t enough…Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco are teaming up with the "Long Island Lolita" herself, Amy Fisher, for a televised "reunion." All three have signed on for the appearance and are waiting for a network to pick it up. Someone OBVIOUSLY forgot to tell them that people stopped caring....in like 1992!

Joey claims there are going to be a lot of "shocking" revelations including asking Amy why she shot Mary Jo. I think it’s a pretty self-explanatory: What else does an unstable16 year old girl who’s bangin' the local 30-something, married, car mechanic do other than shoot the guy's wife?

For the love of all that is good on TV, let’s hope the networks don’t pick this one up! Talk about missin' the boat!