The Apple Doesn't Fall Far...

I heard about this on the radio while I was driving to work today.

It appears as if additional teenage spawn of Bobby Brown have their own profiles on MySpace. Not too long ago the media reported on Nimpho Baby aka Bobbi Kristina, the 12 year-old daughter of Bobby and Whitney who says “I love swimmin with hot guys lol (memories), i love makingout, i love cheerleading, i love driving, and last but not least i love BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!!!!!!!!" Now profiles have been discovered for Bobby’s daughter LaPrincia and son Bobby Jr. LaPrincia is 16 and loves Smirnoff raspberry vodka, dancing like a whore, streaking, skinny-dipping, kissing a girl and wouldn’t mind being an exotic dancer. Bobby Jr. says he can read but he chooses not to.

Honestly, I expect nothing less than this from Bobby Brown’s children in their early teens. I think they’re right on track. By 20 they’ll be having threesomes, popping out illegitimate kids by different fathers/mothers and getting DUIs. By their late 20’s they’ll be smoking crack, shooting up heroin and screwing up their probation. Throw in some fights and jail time. You know Bobby won’t be proud of his kids until they dig poo out of people’s butts.

Some other famous kids’ profiles were discovered including Sean Puffy Puff Daddy P. Diddy Combs’ sons Justin and Quincy who claim they make $250,000 or higher -- I'm sure they're talking about child support payments. Quincy likes the movie Napoleon Dynamite and he doesn’t like books because they are “retarted”. Justin aka microdiddy says he likes "sports, girls, football, girls, football, and girls" and "i like to chill wit my peeps.....chill wit my fam."

The sad part is that it truly doesn't matter that Quncy does not like books or that he spells retarded "r-e-t-a-r-t-e-d" because in the end folks, his pappa has $$$ and he doesn't have to worry about books or being 'retarted' because he can probably buy a new brain if he wants. Lucky for Justin, money can also buy girls and football and make "chillin" really easy.

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