Friday, February 10, 2006

Reasons to Love Donatella Versace

It's no secret I love Donatella Versace. She epitomizes what all true woman should be: blonde, plastic, divorced, overly tan, powerful, fashionable, wealthy, extravagant and strong...with a manageable drug problem. She’s a true survivor. Why is she so fabulous? Here are 10 reasons I love Donatella Versace.

  1. Donnatella is the mom of the year to daughter Allegra (think the word "happy" in Italian, not the American allergy medicine). Think about how hard it must be to raise your daughter to have such protruding clavicles.
  2. She’s an amazing designer! Do even you know the amount of talent it takes to make a dress that can successfully cover up most of the emaciated body parts on the world’s most anorexic teenager?
  3. Elton John MADE her go to rehab.
  4. She has a recurring skit on SNL done by Mya Rudolph. (love the Versace Pockets)
  5. She does a mean 'Janice from the Muppets' impression.
  6. She's doesn't give a damn. Not many women will stand in front of a giant black and white Photoshopped picture of themselves when the picture clearly looks better than the real thing.
  7. She's almost 51 and struts her stuff in a teenie bikini.
  8. Everyone wants to be Donatella!…just ask Victoria Gotti
  9. She had bad plastic surgery but still goes on with life.
  10. Donatella is an inspiration to young girls everywhere!

4 comments:

dino said...

holy mother of all that's thorough! XINE U KICK SO MUCH ASS!

Anonymous said...

This is the best - a true testimony to Donatella obsession.

Anonymous said...

i love the janice from the muppets impression. that pic is perfect. haha.

Anonymous said...

She is ridiculous