Baby Cruz?

Penelope Cruz has been spotted on a Mexican beach looking a little chubbier than her usual ridiculously skinny self, sparking the newest edition of the of baby rumour heard 'round the world. I'm sure she just had a few too many coronas and crunchy taco supremes on her vaca. Give a girl a break.

Plus, I'm not totally convinced Matthew McConaughey likes girls enough to have a baby with one....and I'm pretty sure Penelope is a lesbo with her BFF Salma Hayek (do you blame her?)

In fact, did anyone read today's PageSix?

WHICH movie heartthrob might not be completely straight? Although he has a girlfriend - called by some "the professional beard" - he left Bungalow 8 the other night with a man and took his new pal back to the Mercer. After their quickie session, the hunk told his "date" to "get lost."

You know that's about him, right? Those rumors have been going around for a loooooong time. Penelope is such a professional beard....come on...she dated Tom Cruise before Matthew.
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