Dick, Stop Pointin' That Thang at Me

This is a photograph of Vice President Dick Cheney accepting a rifle from Kanye Robinson, president of the National Rifle Association, and Waybe R. LaPierre, NRA vice president.

Watch where you're aiming that thang... you're liable to shot a 78-year-old man in the face, neck, and chest with gunshot pellets while hunting quail in Texas. Oh wait a darn-tookin minute, here... HE DID SHOT A 78-YEAR-OLD-MAN in the face, neck, and chest.

Dude's in stable condition.

Way to go, Dick!

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