Baby One More Time...

This is totally not how I wanted to start off my morning.

Britney is apparently knocked up again by her sperminator husband, KSPED. Yep, that'll be 2 babies for her and...um..4 or 46 or something for him. She's apparently been quoted as telling some people in Malibu "That's right. Baby number two" and she's been rubbing her belly, which in gossip terms is more accurate than seeing a positive EPT.

The is the kind of luck I have. I was hoping for a comeback and all I get is another 9 months of greasy hair and ill fitting clothes. I have a feeling she's going to keep pounding them out until he leaves her ass for some stripper.

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