Dookie Bootie

Eminem looks like he just got back from his honeymoon with two new friends. His right and left ass cheeks.

Facially he's also starting to look strikingly similar to this girl I knew who played field hockey on a rival team in high school. She was a total 15 year-old lesbian. She was cute and all but no matter how you play your cards, she was still a 15 year-old hockey playin' dyke.
Let me see your booty bounce, booty bounce, booty bounce