Kiki is mistaken for something other than a garden gnome

I don’t know what’s worse, being a famous movie star and having someone mistake you for a local stripper OR having an old man ask you if he could lick whipped cream off your naked body as you wait, in shock, for your limo.

Apparently both happened to Kiki Dunst at the same time the other day as she waited for a limousine outside a Los Angeles hotel. A man in his 50’s approached her and made the illicit request. He was then overheard saying something to the effect of “what’s wrong, I watch you dance every weekend.” When Kiki approached him about the comment he then let her know that he mistook her for a stripper from a local club.

Here’s my $.02: That stripper must have some busted ass teeth.

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