La La Lohan

Miss Lohan has been rumored to have been with, oh I dunno, approximately 2,763 men in the past few months... most recently, Olympic Gold metalist Shaun White, AND AND AND, Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Honest to Pete, who has the time to be off galavanting around with all of Hollywood's A-listers and the likes? I can't find the time to cook myself a decent meal after a hard day's work, let alone rub weiners with all of Tinseltown! She's also been linked to Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law, Wilmer Valderrama, Jared Leto, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Adams, and Benicio Del Toro. PHEW!!!!! This bitch can get around!