Paris look-alike has prostitute look-alike?

I’ve just been sucked into some weird Paris Hilton, stripper, hooker, look-alike vortex almost shutting down my brain for the rest of the afternoon.

It turns out that my new favorite whore, Natalie Reid aka world’s #1 Paris Hilton impersonator, was actually a whore at one point in time. Aside from being a stripper at Scores where she almost beat down another stripper named Paris (apparently the name Paris and Paris Hilton look-alikes are currently popular in the stripper industry) and going into a deep depression after Nikki Hilton visited the club on Natalie’s night off, it is rumored that Natalie worked as an ‘escort’ for Emperors’ Club VIP.

Apparently Emperor’s Club VIP advertised a Canadian escort on their website named “Melissa with "amazing physical beauty, high intelligence and the purity of youth," plus a photo of a Reid look-alike. When Page Six called the escort service they were told that she no longer worked there and that she had ‘moved on.’ I guess she moved right on to Screaming Queens Entertainment, the agency that employs her as a useless-human impersonator, where they claim “she never worked as an escort. She said that it must be somebody who looks like her."

If I were her I would've stuck with the prostitute gig. Making $800 an hour as a whore is much more glamorous than $700-$2000 a night as fake Paris Hilton.

On the other hand, if "Melissa the hooker" isn't Natalie, there's a Canadian prostitute out there somewhere that looks like a Paris Hiton look-alike. Maybe she could be world's #2 Paris Hilton impersonator.

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