WOW, a picture of Paris Hilton's nipple. SHOCKER.

Must we see your titties every single goddamn day of our lives? In fact, there's more drama in this bitch's life than in Days of Our Lives. And quite frankly, far fewer nipple shots are to be seen on daytime television. I mean enough already. Put a bra on, comb the gizz outta ur hair, stop making sex tapes, and STRAIGHTEN UP!

During a pay-per-view UFC event on Saturday, Paris was bouncin' around, braless, and OOPS, her tittie fell out. She is a total tragedy. Straight men must be outta their minds.

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