It's Officially ABUSE THE PAPARAZZI DAY!! YAY!

YUM!

I mean, BAD BECKHAM!! BAD!

David Beckham, married to Skelator Beckham,
cat-scratched a paparazzi that was creepin' a little too close for comfort.

Nice one, David. Scratch the dude.

I'm gay, and I wouldn't even claw the guy's neck.

PUSSY!


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