Alb-et this is a Publicity stunt

Jessica Alba is suing Playboy for putting her picture on the cover. She and her lawyers claim that this has caused "immeasurable harm" to her career. Um, care to explain how, Honey? I thought that in Hollywood, any publicity is good publicity. Besides, you turn out to be the virginal--yet extremely hot--victim here, which seems to be SUPERB publicity.

Besides, I don't know that I've ever seen you not wearing a bathing suit. And yes, this picture is you, and I don't think you posed for it either. Sue me.

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