Gays These Days Are a Handfull!

Scarlet Johansson is finally talking about the ASSAULT that took place on the evening of the Golden Globes, at the hands (literally) of Isaac Mizrahi. "It was definately in poor taste," Johansson tells the LA times nearly six weeks after the incident occurred on LIVE TELEVISION! "I'd been prepping for two hours with hair and makeup and getting dressed. And the first interview I do, someone who I have never met before fondles me for his own satisfaction." And though Scarlett is not holding a grudge, she goes on to say that, "He was making some shocking show or whatever for his channel and wanted to be different and racy and all of those things." Further, "I think he's a guy that's starting his TV career and he's making a bit of an exciting moment for himself. I can't be angry at him."

Um, Isaac, when I was about two, my mommy taught me that I should keep my hands to myself. No gropping other people's private parts was an integral lesson that to this day, I remind myself of everytime I see a pair of nice tits coming my way. Well, maybe not tits, but you get the point. BACK THE F*CK UP BITCH. Scarlett'll kick ur sorry-gay-I-design-for-Target ass. "I can take car of myself," she said. "I'm from New York." [source]