Britney and her un-groovy outfit

God, did someone spike my morning coffee with acid or does she really look like that? She has lady lumps coming at you from every angle. She's either knocked up again or she needs to strap on a bra so she doesn't look knocked up....or she's just knocked up AND desperately in need of a bra. Whatever the case Brit, put on a goddamn bra, suck in that gut a little and stay away from those tragic, unflattering outfits. Try some nice black cotton yoga pants, a tailored hoodie and an underwire sport bra for a comfortable look that won't make you look like your 4 months into your next pregnancy. You'd think she'd do anything she could to try to avoid this kind of press. This bitch needs to follow the yellow brick road like somtime really soon so the wizard can give her both the brain and the clue that she desperately needs.