Chocolate Milk Sag-Ass Titties (BE GONE!)

In Touch magazine ran an article last night that confirmed that Star Jones Reynolds did in fact have a breast lift. Star, who celebrates a birthday at the end of this week (she'll be 44) is recovering in a private clinic in LA after having the surgery. In Touch is also reporting that this nasty subterranean sea creature also had her stomach stapled after having lost 150 pounds, which left her with so much extra skin, no amount of Oil of Olay firming lotion was gonna make any difference at all. Just look at that space between her boobies in the picture. PUKE!

Her rep confirms that she returned to St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica after having some complications, but she's "recovering wonderfully."

I don't know... but the thought of all that extra skin... I'm good with loving people of size... but who dreams of boinking this [careful... it's count nastula!]

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