Thursday, March 16, 2006

Ciara's Goodies (tha real deal)

Ciara Harris, Bow Wow's bitch and crowned First Lady of "Crunk & B" graces next month's issue of Teen Vogue looking very, um, well very GIRLY! (U know they photoshoped that mustashe right the F*CK outta there).
Segway - I'd like to clear up a N-N-NASTY rumor that's been circulating the internet... and that is that Ciara was born as an intersexual (mixed/ambiguous gender), and that she made this claim on air with Oprah. FALSE.
She was quoted in The New York Daily News as saying:
"R&B sensation Ciara just wants everyone to know: She's all woman. "You know what's funny? The rumor that I used to be a man," she told us at the launch party for Vibe Vixen magazine at Frederick's. "They said Oprah said that on her show," she laughed. "I've never been on Oprah in my life — we all know I have years before I go on Oprah, so come on!"
Hard to believe, I know... But, Ciara ain't packin' heat. Her goodies is fa real!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

the real deal goodies!!! thank the lord, John Hauck, Dino is back!!!! Now only if there was some good gossip about bolygamy...

Talisa said...

Get a life, retard

Anonymous said...

Ciara is waayy toooo toooo beautiful to be a man. what the fuck? She aint nobody's bitch.