Crackhead Logic

My new favorite crackhead junkie Pete Doherty went to court yesterday over an hour late, plead guilty to seven charges of drug possession (including heroin, crack cocaine and marijuana), freaked the fuck out leaving court, leaped over a railing, lashed out at reporters, kicked one, ran down the street being chased by nearly two dozen members of the media, jumped over the trunk of a Jaguar, hopped into the driver's sear and nearly collided with another car when he tried to pull out. Isn’t he just precious?
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