More proof of how dull Dick Cheney is

As if we needed it! The Smoking Gun has acquired a list of the Dick Cheney's hotel suite requirements. No M&M requirements like David Lee Roth, no candle requirements like Elton John. No blood of the righteous, and no puppies to torture. Just frickin' Diet Sprite. For a man whose evil rivals that of Satan himself, he's pretty much a pussy.

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