Get Ur Engines Goin'

This story is borderline scary, a little disturbing, and all in service of convincing anyone that reads this blog that Tom Cruise is MUTHA F*CKIN CRAZY! It's all pretty indirectly related to Tom, but if it's a story related to Scientology, who else can we blame but Tom Cruise?

Seems Elli Perkins was brutally stabbed 77 times by her untreated schizophrenic 28-year-old son. Jeremy, her son, is being held at Rochester Psychiatric Center, after being found not responsible for Elli's death.

"Perkins, his mother and father, his sister, and her husband are all members of the Church of Scientology, a group that believes modern psychiatric medicine derives from an ancient alien civilization's plot to drug and enslave humanity. Scientologists like Tom Cruise vehemently and publicly oppose the pharmacological treatment of mental illness. Unfortunately, Scientology's own brand of therapy, called "auditing", is worthless.

Elli Perkins was a senior auditor (counselor) at the Church of Scientology of Buffalo, New York. Her son-in-law, Jeff Carlson, is the Executive Director of that church. Jeremy himself had taken Scientology courses there, and was even flown out to Los Angeles to join Scientology's paramilitary Sea Organization, although he was promptly sent back home due to his mental problems.

After consulting a Scientologist osteopath, Dr. Conrad Maulfair, Elli was treating Jeremy with vitamins, which he disliked."

Vitamins. They treated him with vitamins.

No, Tom, you're right... you do understand mental illness - u suffer from one. You're a crazyitarian!

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