Ladies Love Wilmer V

Wilmer Valderrama went on the Howard Stern show to discuss his new show on MTV called, “Yo Momma." While I'm totally not interested in his show, I am interested in what Wilmer had to say on Howard's show....

Here are some of the highlights:

• He didn’t dump Linsday Lohan for Ashlee Simpson.
• He took Mandy Moore’s virginity. She was not like a warm apple pie but the sex was still good.
• His Spanish accent didn’t hurt his chances with the ladies thanks to “Desperado” which made Spanish accents and wearing tight jeans cool for a time (um…ok? Whatever makes you feel better.)
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is an 8 out of 10 in bed.
• He’s never slept with Jamie Presley, Rosaria Dawson or Jessica Alba. They’re just friends.
• His man part is more than 8 inches long. No wonder Lindsay went psycho after they broke up!
• When he’s with celebrities, he has two things on his mind: that he can’t believe he’s actually having sex with them and that he has to be sure to perform adequately.
• He can’t remember a woman he’s been rejected by although he said it’s happened.
• Howard played a round of “‘F,’ Marry, Kill” with Wilmer presenting him with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba. Wilmer told Howard that he’d “F” Lindsay, marry Mandy and kill Jessica, explaining that Jessica was just “too good to be true.”

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