Lipstick Nightmare

Um...whoever told Josh Hartnett he should pull a Christina Aguilera in this photoshoot should be fired and then poisoned. I don’t know whose fantasy this fulfilled but I hope they thoroughly enjoyed it because I will probably have bad dreams for the next week after looking at these pictures of this man. See I think the problem has something to do with his little maybe-girlfriend Scarlette Johansson. She’s selling makeup in what appears to be a late 80's ad for Wet N’ Wild. In reality it couldn’t be since Scarlette was only about 5 years old in the late 80's and the little blue font indicates it’s L’Oreal. We’re left to assume L’Oreal foolishly spent money on this ad as part of Scarlett’s $4 million deal to sell cosmetics. So far the only thing they’ve accomplished is making me not want to buy their makeup in fear of looking like that.

L'Oreal, the color is not only intense, it's ridiculous and outdated. Josh, sweetie, just because your girlfriend is doing a bad job at selling makeup doesn’t mean you have to buy it and wear it to make her feel better, k? You’re scaring us. We're scared.