Married: With Illegitimate Children?

Talk about separated at birth... Here's the real reason Lindsay Lohan looks much older than she says she is: Peggy Bundy actually gave up her sweet, little lovechild, Lindsay, as a newborn. With Lindsay in the way, Peggy wouldn’t have time to go shopping, watch daytime TV and eat bon bons. Heck, Al probably wouldn't have even married her. I think it was a good choice for Peggy since Kelly and Bud were so hard to handle…

I wonder if Al would've loved his little naturally-red-headed stepchild as much as Michael Lohan did... It's almost painful to see the whole family without their "other daughter." She would fit in so well!