Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Milky White Freckle-Ass Titties


So you think that Lindsay's boob fell out of her dress the night of the GM Ten Fashion Show the other week? Well, you're wrong. Ms. Lohan tells Cosmopolitan magazine that she was actually practicing to win an Oscar.

Ok, so that's not 100% true. She did however tell the magazine that she'd be "OK with being topless in front of people," and that she'd do a topless scene in a movie if it would help her win an Oscar for her roll. Sweetheart, if it were only that easy, Elizabeth Berkley (Saved By The Bell) and Sharon Stone (MILF) would prolly already have one. Even Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams went topless in Brokeback, and ain't none of them won an Oscar, and they can actually act, honey. Oh, to be pretty and dumb. You'll go far in Hollywood, Lindsay. Besides, who's gonna hand over an Oscar to those freckled titties... I have more Oscar worthy boobies than her and so does Xine... she told me so! Let's try acting lessons to get an Oscar, K?

In other Lindsay news, Dina Lohan told Seventeen magazine that her daughter's party-girl image that's been all over the tabloids have been planted be an ARCH NEMISIS (not to be named *COUGH Hillary Duff*). Turns out, Dina thinks these rumors about her daughter began when Lindsay's career, "started rising past another star." The stories became more frequent because, "that girls' mother went out and got two publicits."

Can we all say "ANGER DISPLACEMENT?"

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1 comment:

Sarah said...

Xine definitely has more boobies than Hohan. I've been on a beach in Miami with the girl.