Aloha Jail

Michelle Rodriguez may be delightfully butchy at times but that doesn't mean she'll be cleaning garbage off the side of the road anytime soon. Michelle said 'no way jose' to 240 hours of community service and opted to spend 5 days in jail for her most recent DUI. Smart woman. She could either work for a month at some community center or spend 5 days in a locked cage with a hawaiian woman. A lesbian hula dancer. Just the two of them. For five days. Tan. Hot. Locked up. This is the thing girls like her dream about. [source]