Caught With His Pants Down

Seems as though Simon Rex has a hard time keeping his pants on... as well he should! Aparently, he was caught with his pants down at a Chelsea nightclub, Stereo, over the weekend. Simon asked the owners, Michael Satsky and Barry Mullineaux if he could use his cellphone in a private hallway away from the noise, and when they came back to check on him 10 minutes later, they found him with his WEINER out trying to pee on the floor. Needless to say, he got his ass thrown out... PageSix also reminds us that Simon is not shy about wavin' his weiner all over the place. In the early 1990s, he appeared in a number of gay porn movies... which I may or may not have seen :-)

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