Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Lance B-ASS all up in that ASS!

Lance Bass gay?

Oh man... this next story is wrong for so many reason... first, it's wrong because one of the sources is none other than PEREZ HILTON... ICK. It's also wrong because I had always hoped that a certain member of N'SYNC was gay, and I will assure you that it wasn't Lance Bass I was dreaming about, the wonky-eyed-wanna-be-space-traveler. I shoulda known he was gay when he pulled that stunt years ago.

The first part of this story comes to us from Celebrity Terrorist, via Lance Bass' myspace page... so gay. Below illustrates to what length some will go to keep quiet about their buttlovin'. You'll notice that the link that used to go to Lance Bass' myspace blog is now set to only allow his "friends" to read... hmmm.

In just another example of the former N*SYNC'ers utter gayness, Lance Bass has revealed in his blog that he's hired Reichen (the gay one) from 'The Amazing Race' as his "real estate agent.

"My realtor is Reichen Lehmkuhl , who won the Amazing Race.... he has the craziest life story and wrote a book this year. i was lucky enough to get an advanced copy of it.. and could not put it down til I finished it. Great story for the big screen too, so i am going to look into producing it!Anyways... if you like compelling stories of people overcoming obsticles and pure motivation ... this is the book for u. It does not come out until october... but I suggest you pre-order it now on Amazon!"
As it turns out, Perez is claiming that Reichen and Lance are a couple, and a "source close to the couple," say that the two are quite serious. Although Bass is still closeted to the general public but out to his friends and family, so Bass refers to Reichen as his "real estate agent." The two recently traveled to Cabo San Lucas on a "romantic vacation."

I'm still holding out for you-know-who from N'SYNC to cut the shenanigans and get with this.

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