Celebrity Cooking Redux!

Here's the promised in-depth reportage from my sist. . . um, I mean, our intrepid reporter in Hell-Ay! Bob Woodword, eat your heart out. This is investigative journalism at its finest:

ok, here is the "scoop" from celebrity cooking, which was the most painful five hours of our lives! among other scandals, the results came out a tie between cindy margolis and tony somebody (a football player), which apparently the producers missed at first even though it took them (inexplicably) over an hour to count the votes (which were out of 20 points, so it was hard to figure out what could possibly be taking so long to calculate). so then we had to tape the ending again, and they re-taped the announcement of tony's scores which they had lowered by a point so cindy won outright. i'm not sure if cindy had a two episode deal and the rest had a one, or what. what a scam! then we went to a diner with our friends and i'm on the couch with a bellyache from a burger and ice cream at 10 p.m. All in all a real bust. When will I learn? Television tapings are terrible.

Margolis-gate, baby. They need to get Jimmy Carter to count the votes next time!