Winner of the Who's Next In Line for Rehab POLL!!

OMG Lohan! WTF!!

Sometimes the stars align, ya know? It turns out that Celebrity Hijinx's Poll of the Month (March) has come to a close, and low and behold, the person voted "Next in Line for Rehab," was none other than the bottom-baring-for-children-at-the-Kid's-Choice-Awards-SLUTRAG, Lindsay Lohan. PHEW, that was a mouthfull. The competition was FIERCE, and Lindsay beat out some pretty heavy hitters... Janice Dickenson, Nicole Ritchie, Mary Kate Olsen, and Britney Spears all fell a bit short of the 84 votes Miss Lohan received (out of a total 139 votes).

Lindsay, call me conservative if you must, but wouldn't you have felt a little more comfortable on stage at NICKELODEON had you been wearing panties? Maybe you were... I'm jumping to conclusions... perhaps from this picture, I can't see the STRING that's seperating your butt cheeks. I must say, though, showing your ass to a bunch of kids on stage at the Kid's Choice Awards is a really classy move. Maybe next week, your boob could pop out at a benefit for starving children in Africa. Why not, right?