The Disintegration of Em
Eminem had a rough week -- his wife left him AGAIN after like 80 days of re-marriage and then to top it off his best friend (and bestman in the failed marriage), rapper Proof, was murdered outside a Detroit club just days later. Now friends have Em on suicide watch. See, suicides/suicide attempts with this family happen about as often as I lease new cars. I do 36 month leases. Eminem attempted suicide via painkillers in 1997 when Kim, then his girlfriend, tried to keep him from seeing their daughter. Former coke-addict Kim tried to kill herself in 2000 after a fight with Em. And of course we all know about Eminem's family members who committed suicide because he wrote those cute little songs about it. I think Eminem should step away from the Ambien and realize what he's got...one rough week just gave him enough material for an entire $40 million angst-ridden comeback tour. That's more than enough money for him to start his own private mental health clinic/substance abuse clinic for his mad-as-a-hatter family. [source]
6 comments:
uh....WRONG.....HE left Kim....did't you hear her interview? But yes, he's losing it...
Whatever...I heard all about it...she said that she left him because he was going back to the sleeping pill problem and he says he left her because a marriage doesn't fix underlying issues. Who cares? They're still separated and they're all still crazy.
xine, you make a beautiful argument. amen
Seriously...people need to chill. It's not like this is some major news network...it's just fun. Who cares if Em left Kim or she left him...IT'S JUST FOR FUN!!! Xine, Dino and Julia...you are all hysterical and reading this blog seriously brightens my day...it makes me laugh and that's what it's all about. Keep up all the good work. <3 <3 <3
I love this blog too, and go to it for laughs, but I still want correct info!
Judging from these two I don't think we'll get the correct info. In fact, my latest US Weekly has conflicting stories -- it says Kim didn't want to necessarily get divorced but he's still addicted to sleep mediciation and it's not working. Then Eminem is quoted as saying his wife's remarks are "untrue and unfortunate." ..which is basically what I said. I just went with the easiest one in my blog. The same two stories have been going around since the story broke. I doubt either one of us personally known Eminem and because of this, any story can be false. PS. This is for fun. We have a disclaimer. :)
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