FASHION FIX: Battle of the Bangs
That must've been one hell of a good clip-on bangs salesperson to sell you a set of clip-on bangs that start at the back of your head, come complete with a widow's peak and are crooked. When I look at you I feel compelled to start cheering "U-G-L-Y. Your bangs ain't got no alibi. They ugly. Hey hey. They ugly." They are so ugly I can hardly come up with some witty reference to make fun of them. They look like something I would've done as a child to my Barbie's hair as a test run before playing "hairdresser" with my little sister and a pair of scissors. I can't believe Pantene, the secret to beautiful hair, let you into their gift suite with hair like that. Do you realize the risk you caused to Proctor and Gamble's stockholders by associating yourself with Pantene wearing that “hair don’t?” I hope those Pantene people told you the secret to beautiful hair-- unclip those bangs and throw them away...as far away as possible.
UPDATE: Here's a closer look -- although I didn't think this was possible, the hair is worse than I first imagined. It' s like I Dream of Jeannie meets a banded 80s ponytail for dinner and has oversized, crooked widow's peak Lee Press-On bangs for dessert. My suggestion: replace the gun fingers with an actual gun.
5 comments:
Good lord, I can't stand her. She's just a big walking fashion don't. Not to mention the peeing of the pants incident(s).
she's sooooooooooo fugly
i'd shoot myself too with that haircut.
My goodness...what happened to her hair?
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