YOUR 15 MINUTES: No Common Sense

Carlos Legrand took e-bay literally, I guess. He used the online auction site to buy lab equipment and chemicals to manufacture the drug Ecstacy, also known as "E." Beginning last year, Legrand began purchasing flasks, chemicals, a "motorized tablet press," thermometers, a hotplate and a "melting point apparatus" from assorted eBay sellers and the Drug Enforcement Administration was watching. Any good drug manufacturer know not to buy stuff like this in a way that is traceable....and ebay is like the most traceable way of all! I'm glad he got shut down before he started because with his lack of common sense and smarts, he'd probably make shitty pills. Of course, the buyer had a perfect feedback rating with sellers, describing dinero9760 as an "awesome customer" and "always a pleasure."


Just for fun, here's a double stack YOUR 15 MINUTES:

William Bethel, 24, of the Lower Southampton Township area in Pennsylvania is a delivery man. He delivers Dominos Pizza. And dead bodies. In the same car. Bethel was pulled over for a missing inspection when cops noticed a stretcher in the car along with garbage and wet clothing next to the pizza he was delivering. When cops asked him about it he said that he delivers Dominos and when he's done he picks up corpses to drive to funeral homes. Tasty. Apparently, according to health officials, the use of a car to carry "stiffs and slices" is not a violation of county ordinances. Yeah, that's probably because you don't find freaks driving around dead bodies and pizza everyday. Someone should really look into that. Develop an ordinance or something. A federal law. Anything. I never really thought about sanitation issues regarding delivery drivers' cars. I think I might opt for that whole "it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno" thing the next time I have a pizza craving. [source]