100% of the Proceeds Go to...

British billionaire Philip Green bid £60,000 (or $113,318.23 USD based on the currency exchange rate at the moment) to kiss Kate Moss at the London bash in aid of Palestinian refugee kids. Unfortunately for Philip, his wife Tina was present so he handed off the kiss to the woman he outbid--billionaire heiress and Hugh Grant girlfriend Jemima Khan. Jemima got $113,318.23 worth of lovin' out of Kate: the two apparently made out for over a minute. Meow. The audience was shocked... they just expected a peck on the cheek with it being a charity event and all. A minute is a terribly long time to watch two women make out if you're not invited to join the party. It's nice to know that Kate Moss will probably perform sex acts for charity. I will store that fact for future reference. Personally, I would've been more than disappointed. For $113,318.23, I expect Gwyneth Paltrow to make out with Kate Moss while Kate does lines of coke off Sadie Frost's ass while Sadie is going down on Jemima Khan while Jemima is giving David Beckham a blow job. On stage. For charity, of course (my own little secret charity). Who am I kidding, my little scenario probably already happened at some point in time. I bet those poor little Palestinian refugee children will never know all the hard work that went into raising money for them to have sad, cramped living conditions. [source]