Breaking News: Kids Talk About Sex on MySpace

Yes, Marie Osmond, you crazy brother-loving Mormon, your daughters are ridin' durty.

On her site, 18-year-old Jessica, who was adopted by Osmond as an infant, claims she is a bi-sexual who craves sex "as many times as possible," while her 16-year-old sister describes herself as a "slut" and a "whore" in correspondence and opened up about her dreams of having sex with DAVID BOWIE.

Not to worry. These girls will be "dealt with." I'm sure the Mormons have ways of driving the normal out of people., like some reverse exorcism. Regardless, I'm sure there are a couple of horny old polygamists in Utah who are a-ok with this news. . .

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