Celling Paris
Paris Hilton now has her own video game that you can play on your cell phone. Just what everyone needs! I mean seriously, a Paris Hilton video game for your cell phone…aren’t there about a million and a half better things to waste money on? This Paris Hilton merchandising is over the top. What next, Paris Hilton pink cat litter boxes? A pretty pink place for your pussy to piss – by Paris.
“Paris Hilton’s Jewel Jam” is the name of the game. I have no idea what it does. I’m sure it has absolutely nothing to do with her and they’re just using her name for publicity. Here’s the funny part: when Paris unveiled the game she got the name wrong. Totally wrong. Like not even close. She said, “Sorry I’m late. I’m really excited to have my new video game, ‘Diamondquest.’ Thank you all for coming and you can download the game.” She called it Diamondquest and it’s name is Jewel Jam. What a little gem that Paris is... [source]
3 comments:
100% sure that they changed the name at the last minute and didn't tell her - and told her and she forgot. No way that girl could come up with such an elaborate title.
Did she really forget? I think she knew that if she accidentally said the wrong name (or did one of her patented nip-slips) everyone would be talking about it, and therefore promoting her new game. Would this story have gotten any coverage if she had said the right name?
Paris has taken the Jessica Simpson chicken-vs-fish stupidity-for-publicity schtick to new levels. She might just be some kind of famewhore-savant.
Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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