Elliot Mintz Gets A Good Cut of Paris' Easy-Earned Money

Paris Hilton played pals in Cannes a voice message from an angry Lindsay Lohan — and called Lohan the C-word. Cunt? Cocksucker? Cracksmoker? Paris' rep Elliot Mintz says, "I've never heard her use that word." He's obviously deaf. He should use some of his salary for a hearing aid so he can hear what his lies sound like. I wonder how it feels to go to sleep with the devil's pitchfork up your ass every night... [source]

Apparently Paris gets paid anywhere from $200,000 to $1 million just to show up to events and wave like she is in the picture below. It's not like she can do much more and I'm sure she sleeps with some people along the way... [source]