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According to PageSix, there's a reason why Lindsay Lohan looked so exhausted and had a case of the sniffles during her Monday morning chat with Matt Lauer on "Today." Apparently she had a pretty wild night with four friends, including her assistant and a young Condé Nast staffer, at her hotel. Gee whiz, nothing like stating the obvious. It's not like she needed to stand up with a martini, do a tap dance around Matt Lauer, invite her friends on stage and start doing lines off the Today show chairs for us to realize something was up. Of course her rep swears that when she went to wake Lohan at 5 a.m., she was "sound asleep." That means "she passed out at 4 am and we were able to get her up around 5."

Meanwhile, photos of Lohan kissing model/musician Jamie Burkeon Sunday have surfaced and they show her in the same clothes she wore on TV Monday morning. I want to know if that's true. I ignored these pictures until PageSix brought up this little scandal. If the pictures really are from Sunday and she wore this outfit on the Today show Monday morning, the girl has a whole realm of issues we've never addressed on this blog. I mean one of the ten commandments of partying is if one parties all night long, thou shall not go to a meeting in the same clothes worn out the night before. Those are definitely the same leggings and bathrobe she wore for Matt Lauer...I just wonder what day that picture was taken. If you want people to take you seriously, never show up anywhere, especially national television, wearing leggings, a shirt that can easily be mistaken for some sort of bathrobe/housecoat, reeking of day-old cigarette smoke and condom lube--especially if it's all from the night before. ...not that I know from experience or anything. [source]