Money Can't Buy Her Love

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are calling it quits after four years of marriage. Didn't we all know that was going to happy before she even walked down the aisle at her $3.2 million wedding? Or at least after the little tidbit I wrote the other day? Heather's bank will be delighted to know that she didn't sign a prenup and stands to gain up to $400 million of Paul's $1.5 billion. $100 million a year. She's good. I'm sure his poor children are cursing that motorcycle for not hitting her harder as they hide landmines in her front yard.

Paul said, "It's been suggested that (Heather) married me for the money, and there is not an once of truth to this. She is a very generous person who spends most of her time trying to help others in greater need than herself." Poor clueless Paul. If there's not one ounce of truth to this, let's see how much money she asks for in the divorce and how much of that settlement goes to charity. Although the prosthetic leg and the charity work earn some sympathy points, she's still a former homeless woman with a really murky past, two failed pregnancies, two ex-fiancées, one ex-husband (who sent her to a psychiatrist for her "problems with the truth") and a self-embellished life story. I expect to see her lounging in Saint Tropez with a cocktail in one hand and a boy toy in the other shortly. [source]